Juliet 1.0

My new goal in life: Becoming Svetlana Duff's step-mother.

( Filtered to Svetlana Duff and Darcy Thomas )

For my records, who doesn't need sleep around here? Because we should hang out.

Note to self: Do not argue with Wikipedia. It is not worth it.

I've finished Golden Girls and now there is talk about Gossip Girl. Would this be relevant to my interests? Please provide evidence.

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I'm not saying but I'm saying: I memorize lines better than any of you.

For Valentine's Day, fellow classmates, I present you with some information.

( Pros and Cons of An Android Girlfriend )

This list is just a starting point. But, there. Enjoy.

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Y'all are nuts. There are creepier ways to stalk people. Erik's practically harmless. In the least stalking way possible, I mean.

Hey hey. I'm Juliet. I'm Science 3 and residing in S118. I was at Olympia Prep last year. I am enrolled in the following classes: Personal Development (obviously), Mechatronic Theory, Propulsion Methods, Speculative Fiction, Super Civics, and the Averted Apocalypse one.

Interesting facts to know about me: Yes, I'm an android. Yes, I look human. No, I do not have A.I. but rather was struck by lightning. No, I don't need to sleep, breathe, bathe, eat or drink, or any of that stuff humans need to do. And yes, I heard and/or saw that but will erase it from my memory if you ask nicely or make a monetary contribution to my iTunes account.

I look forward to meeting all of you.

Moving into the dorms seems like tedious work but I don't have much stuff. I'd help Toby move in but I don't know if he wants me to help unpack his things. Like he has secrets.